Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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