Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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