North Korea, Best Korea!
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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