I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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