I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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