Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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