Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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