Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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