even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Acid is not a monday night drug
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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