I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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