You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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