Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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