Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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