I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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