I think I just saw someone hide a body.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
don't judge my taste in strippers
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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