So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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