i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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