Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
this hospital has no fireball
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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