She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
my sisters under your porch take her home
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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