I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just want nice things and good sex
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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