i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
So I just went to clothing optional bar
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
