i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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