Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
i black out too much to be "responsible"
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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