he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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