no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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