Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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