He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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