no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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