everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he shaved USA in his pubs
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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