last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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