I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
