help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
There r osticjed everywhere
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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