I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
We smell like vodka and hangover
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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