Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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