so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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