I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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