I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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