Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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