No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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