have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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