i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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