"it" just moved
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
50% drunk capacity currently
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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