butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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