no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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