Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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