I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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