Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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