Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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