guys are not supposed to queef...right?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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