Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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