I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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